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shkamaru:

“We’re going to need details”
THIS FUCKIN SCENE RIGHT NOW THOUUGHHHH
PODRIC DICK GAME TOO STRONG

shkamaru:

“We’re going to need details”

THIS FUCKIN SCENE RIGHT NOW THOUUGHHHH

PODRIC DICK GAME TOO STRONG

  • Liz: Poopie and shit are the same thing.
  • Mikey: No, they are not.
  • Liz: They are so!
  • Mikey: They are not!
  • Liz: How are they different?
  • Mikey: Poopie is what comes out of your butt. Shit is what's inside of your butt.
  • Liz: What! That's bologna. I call hogwash. That's hogwash.
  • Mikey: That's not hogwash, that's Hogwarts.
  • Liz: Blasphemy! Hogwarts is not shit or poopie! Take it back!
  • Mikey: Ah,I didn't mean, well, I take that back.

Practicing my Case 1 presentation in a study room so no one outside of the room can hear me and got it up to 3 minutes 3 seconds! Score! But then I turned and saw Joe from my differential equations and physics class looking at me like I’m crazy which has brought me to the realization that it looks like I’m having a full conversation with the wall/window in here.

myfriendscallmegodzilla:

How about no.

myfriendscallmegodzilla:

How about no.

derpygrooves:

England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

derpygrooves:

England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.

lonelonelyloner:

oh my god

sofapizza:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

sofapizza:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

Ohmygod, what. YOU GUYS. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

I jumped out of a helicopter and was parachuting down and I got hit by a jet parachuting. As in the actual jet was being flown and flew into me and kept on going like WAS THAT A PERSON?! OH WELL.

I’m laughing so hard at this, haha

The faces of the children in the background really make the picture.

The faces of the children in the background really make the picture.